'Sidewayz Sam'

Friends call him 'Sidewayz Sam' as one leg is quite
a bit shorter than the other, and kinda makes him
walk 'sidewayz'

PS: Sizedwayz Sam also carries a block of wood with
 him where-ever he goez...so when he stops a spell to 
rest...he pops that wood block under his shorter leg,..
and then he can stand STRAIGHT UP!